Sunday, March 28, 2010

Perangai Lelaki Yang... Memang Susah Lah Nak Faham

Ni part 2 tentang perangai kebanyakkan lelaki yang susah nak faham. Part 1 boleh baca kat sini.

hensem ke? biasa je.

Situasi 1: Dialog antara mr X dan mr Y kat maple 14


mr X : Weh bro! Per cer skarang huh?
mr Y : Lite2 je..ok la.. ko?
mr X : Aku pon bese2 jer.. Eh, ko kapel dgn awek cun tu lg ke?
mr Y : Em, dah sebulan clash..
mr X : WTH! Kenapa? Cun tu..
mr Y : Em,entahlah.. *muka da nak nangis*
mr X : Eh,story ah ngan gua bro.. *muka simpati+nak tahu gosip*
mr Y : Dia CURANG ngn aku..
mr X : WTF! Stupid punye perempuan! Ingat cun sgt lah tu! *padahal dah 2 kali puji* Perempuan zaman sekarang dah tak boleh percaya! Byk lg perempuan kat luar sana..chill k!


yeah!this is what we called HANDSOME!
tapi ada yg kata dia ni GAY! tidakkk!!


situasi 2 : Dialog mr X dan miss A kat YM *mr X adalah orang yang sama*


mr X : BUZZ!
miss A : Ye, kenapa?
mr X : Sombonk ko skg eh.. *ayat lelaki biasa guna kalau nak tegur member pompuan padahal dia yg sombonk*
miss A : Eh,mana ada aku sombonk..busy lah skrg..
mr X : Eleh, busy dgn balak ko lah tu..
miss A : Mana ada. kitaorg dah clash lah..huhu
mr X : Hah?pesal lak?
miss A : Dia ada pompuan lain..
mr X : Owh, BIASA LAH..lelaki! Memang susah sikit nak setia. Lagi2 balak kau tu hensem. Mesti ramai yg sangkut!
miss A : Ok,fine!!

Siot je laki macam ni kan? Curang dengan dah ada orang lain tu tak sama ek??
Lelaki curang boleh..perempuan tak boleh eh?
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30 comments:

  1. ♥ღツ Nadia Ibrahim ✖ツMarch 28, 2010 at 9:07 AM

    siot je mr x tersebut~~~

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  2. TMUkmkdMarch 28, 2010 at 9:08 AM

    haha banyak orang gini kan :D
    tapi paling kurang dia cuba nak coolkan member dia :D
    tapi agak2 la kan :p

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  3. e~car182March 28, 2010 at 9:12 AM

    haha..mmg byk!
    ada mmber aku sorang camgini

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  4. e~car182March 28, 2010 at 9:12 AM

    nadia:mmg pon..

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  5. nEo..March 28, 2010 at 9:17 AM

    Haha..nice one.

    p/s-pic kat atas tu dua-dua tak hensem..:D hehe

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  6. afizzatMarch 28, 2010 at 9:21 AM

    mr x nak motivate aje sbnOrnye 2..haha. tp cra xkena.

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  7. e~car182March 28, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    afi:haha,,tu bekap kaum sendiri tu,,

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  8. e~car182March 28, 2010 at 9:25 AM

    neo:haha,,abes,sp yg encem??;p

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  9. cEroMarch 28, 2010 at 9:39 AM

    hm..
    complicated nih..
    tp tak sume laki camtu rasenye..
    laki nih, once dah setia, jd sgt setia tau..

    tp pompuan pon same kan??
    pantang nmpak laki dagu terbelah sket..

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  10. e~car182March 28, 2010 at 9:45 AM

    haha..tu ler aku tulis kat atas tu kebanyakkan..

    mmg ada perempuan yg curang..
    tp bila perempuan curang kena kutuk,laki curang org ckp standard ler tu..huhu..

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  11. cikgadisMarch 28, 2010 at 4:56 PM

    huh! kurang hasam sungguh!

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  12. zella yMarch 28, 2010 at 5:45 PM

    selalu gak dgr ayat2 mcm ni heheh

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  13. .::WaNiE::.March 28, 2010 at 7:56 PM

    oh kalau ppn, ppn skrg xleh caya

    kalau laki yg curang,
    biasalah lelaki mmg susah nak setia

    waderfak

    hahahahaha

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  14. e~car182March 28, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    cik gadis:hah..tul tu

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  15. e~car182March 28, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    wanie:haha..tu la alasan lelaki

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  16. e~car182March 28, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    zella:ye eh?nampak sgt betul...

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  17. zaiMiMarch 28, 2010 at 11:49 PM

    aku setia. hehe

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  18. e~car182March 29, 2010 at 2:41 AM

    tahniah2!!;p

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  19. rossoneriMarch 29, 2010 at 6:34 AM

    hehe ingtkan pasal mr x ni nak pangkah ex kawan dia...sbb byk lelaki jenis macam neh...

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  20. e~car182March 29, 2010 at 6:48 AM

    haha..jenis yg mcm mana?
    member aku sorang jenis mr X ni

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  21. RashidMarch 29, 2010 at 7:35 AM

    salam

    ishhh laki tu. Batu berapi betul..

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  22. KujieMarch 29, 2010 at 7:44 AM

    biasalah...sbb dia pun sama sepisis

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  23. AyanaAshamMarch 29, 2010 at 8:37 AM

    dak seri kuantan
    lahir thn 90 ke?

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  24. ParkAirMarch 29, 2010 at 9:03 AM

    hari ni pulak ada member aku nasihat setia la pada yang satu, tak payah curang. padahal dia dulu bukan main ramai spare part. (kalau passing kat aku sorang 2 kan bagus)

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  25. Mohd Fakhrurazi JamaludinMarch 29, 2010 at 9:27 AM

    lelaki yang setia macam i memang susah nak cari dah kat luar sana.wakakaka.

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  26. e~car182March 29, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    fakhrurazi:eh?leh cayer ke ni?;p

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  27. e~car182March 29, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    park:haha!bukti tu!

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  28. khaiMarch 29, 2010 at 1:49 PM

    huhu dalam dunia ni ada mcm2 orang.. sume lain2 perangai..

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  29. +akufobia+March 30, 2010 at 6:13 AM

    boo laki curang.haa?

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  30. e~car182March 30, 2010 at 6:32 AM

    booo jugak

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